Greetings from the funny farm! We hope this letter finds you well, despite the past 1.75 years of mayhem! **EARMUFFS FOR SMALL CHILDREN BEFORE READING THE NEXT PARAGRAPH ALOUD** I’m happy to announce that we confirmed the day after Christmas that our 10.75 year-old twins no longer believe in Santa or his obnoxious elf (or the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, etc.). (Apparently, Brody had stumbled across some stocking candy in one of my hiding spots, and he and Henry also realized that the elf failed to move on the occasions when Mom & Dad had partied too hard the night before.) I cannot tell you how happy this makes Scott…